Mothers-in-law are special people. Maybe they're not someone we'd choose as a friend, but they've got to get our gratitude for bringing that special someone into the world. Seldom do MILs and the spouses of their children become best buddies, but there is clearly a familiarity that goes beyond strangers.
Some MILs are involved parents and grandparents and some are completely hands-off. Some try to be the best friend of the spouse while others relish being the arch-nemesis. Some are mentors and rocks while others are completely crazy. No matter the situation, whether she's considered another mother or the monster-in-law, MILs are to be loved and respected, even if not liked. In the meantime, enjoy every chance they provide laughter.
A Worldwide Health Crisis Is No Excuse
MILs know no boundaries and have no tolerance for excuses. This MIL decided that not even a global outbreak is a good enough excuse for letting her grandkids' looks go.
We Thought the Mouths of Babes Were Scary
Everyone is scared to get an honest opinion from children because who knows what might come out of their mouths. Apparently, same goes for MILs too. Don't ask if those jeans make your butt look big, you probably won't like the answer.
When the MIL Is Confused, Nobody Is Happy
This is what happens when Netflix and chill is the only thing worth doing on the weekend and the MIL visits. Zoning out was the only thing to look forward to all week and now here comes the MIL asking seventy bajillion questions.
Theory of Relativity & MILs Don't Mix
Think dog years are long? Want to stop time? Try having a conversation with a middle-aged mother-in-law who's going through menopause. "Chatty" has a whole new definition and we don't like it one bit.
Some Things Should Remain Unsaid for Eternity
There are certain things in life that can't be unheard or unseen. The intimate details of a mother or MILs sex life or — worse still — their body count, is definitely one of those things. Think twice before befriending the MIL on social media.
Always Be Prepared for a Natural Disaster
When it comes to dealing with a mother-in-law, sometimes the best solution is preparation and alcohol. Disaster relief for a hurricane or survival supplies for a pandemic or just a run-of-the-mill MIL visit. Better safe than sorry.
Death Becomes Her
Some MILs seem to earn a reputation that's hard to overcome. Perhaps all of your woes are over but then again, better to be sure. Totally kidding.
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures
People fake injuries all the time to get out of doing things. Why wouldn't someone fake amnesia to get out of a vacation with the mother-in-law? Can't believe no one's thought of it before.
The Gift That Keeps on Giving
Some people just can't take a hint or, ahem, a joke. Goes to show that sometimes even the most thoughtful gift can go unappreciated.
She's an Angel
It's impossible to make everybody happy all of the time. A MIL in the hand is worth two in the bush, or something like that. Just be nice. She won't live forever.
She's Fallen & She Can't Get Up
Wishes really do come true, so be careful. Watch out for stepping on those cracks too — wouldn't want to deal with an injured MIL on top of it all.
When the Stakes Are High
Double the fun, double the trouble. Think of the long-term consequences of having multiple partners, kids. A few years can feel like decades with a bad mother-in-law.
Too Good To Be True
If her behavior seems to be too good to be true, it probably is. She probably just forgot who you were — literally.
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep
Not that it's all about looks, but ugly is to the bone. Here's hoping she's pretty on the inside, where it counts — or that she lives far, far, away.
Not All MILs Are Created Equal
Some MILs are just cooler than others. Some babysit and bake cookies, while others ride brooms and make curses. 'Tis the season after all!
