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When Kim Kardashian revealed her secret to perfect cleavage (read: that tape your dad keeps in the garage), I gave it a run.
My review in a nutshell: Ouch. Also: Not super sustainable if you have bigger boobs.
To see how it worked for different size boobs, I called in two of my coworkers, Brittany and Alle — and I gave it one more go as well.
Because, you know, there was nothing else to do that Tuesday.
Kim Kardashian's boobs look like gold. The expectations were high.
Lil' baby Brittany.
Alle, aka Kalle Kardashian.
Yours truly.
This is clearly a two-woman job.
We've seen each others' boobs so we're officially breast-friends.
Half a roll of Gaffer tape later, our puppies were standing at attention.
God damn, Brittany. Look at those boobs!
Shake it, Alle.
Feels weird, looks like, "Who run the world?" MY GIRLS.
This wasn't my first boob tape rodeo. I knew what was coming next.
This is going to hurt you just as much as it hurts me, B.
WE HAVE A NIPPLE DOWN. REPEAT NIPPLE ON THE FLOOR.
I guess I need to buy some of those hair vitamins the Kardashians always shill for. Tune in next week for that review!
JK I AM NOT DOING THAT.
Alle's threshold for pain was the highest. The Kardashian force is strong in this one.
Check out the hilarious video below.
