Having your baby shower can be a fun — if slightly overwhelming — experience. It's a day where the mommy-to-be feels the love of her family and friends rain down upon her. The good wishes for the future of the new little family are given by all and sundry, there are presents, and people drink sugary beverages. It's also usually your friends' chance to show you just how much good taste they've got when it comes to decorations.
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They can also decide that this is the perfect opportunity to remind you that they are, in fact, sick, weird, hilarious monsters. Sure, a nice, normal, boring baby shower cake TASTES good, but why stop there when you can detail a woman's butthole with a chocolate M&M? My thoughts exactly. Here are 20 of the weirdest, grossest, and just plain hilarious baby shower cakes we've ever seen.
Was your baby shower cake gross or great, or maybe some combo of the two?
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OUCH DEAR GOD OUCH
Because nothing says "good luck" like your pubes whimsically reimagined as tasty sprinkles.
The Multiple Nightmare
Nothing says, "Good luck on your multiple birth!" like some slapped together pancakes that seem to be willing you to give birth to bland, ghost babies. Nice job, guys.
The Serial Killer Special
Is that a butt?! Is it boobs?! WHERE ARE HER ARMS? AND HER HEAD? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER HEAD?
Mmm, Tastes Threatening
"Oh, you're having a baby, huh? Cool, I'll just make you this cake portraying an ominously dark bathtub riddled with rubber duckies and strangely … no baby in sight."
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The Fan-Boy Cake
There's loving Jurassic Park and then there's LOVING Jurassic Park. Guess which category this cake-baker falls into?
The Traumatic Cake
No, I am totally accepting of the fact that you are having a baby and won't be able to hang out as much with me for a while — this isn't a comment on how I view the baby to be a murderous alien parasite at all! Didn't you see the bow? (Cake by Charlie's Cake and Cookies.)
The 'Bite Me'
If this were the case, the baby would never make it IN, let alone OUT.
!!!!!!
That vagina's not even breaking a sweat.
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Why HELLO THERE!
I've always referred to my lady garden as my crumbled pound cake, so this one seems appropriate. Now let's discuss a child being born wearing false lashes, shall we?
A for Effort
At least it's spelled correctly?
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It's a trap!
Somebody get that baby out of there, PRONTO.
Baby in a Box
Hey, new moms! Here's some friendly advice: DON'T PUT YOUR KID INSIDE BOXES.
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Boobs.
We know that your breasts grow during pregnancy, but at this point we're not even sure what's boob and what's belly.
Welcome Baby!
We think it’s a duck … but hey! It could also be a Viking ship.
Gone Fishing
Will return at 1 p.m.
Murder She Wrote
That looks more like a crime scene than a live birth, if you ask us.
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It Got Worse
We can’t decide which is worse: The decapitated doll’s head coming out of cake vaginas, or this really disturbing homemade version.
Cut ‘em open
That cake's pretty cute until you gotta eat it.
Barbie Doll Gril
That Barbie is one heck of a gril!
Bay-bee
Well, babies do learn how to spell phonetically first, right?
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